{"id":74,"date":"2014-01-10T23:25:01","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T05:25:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/?p=74"},"modified":"2014-01-10T23:25:01","modified_gmt":"2014-01-11T05:25:01","slug":"dishonored-cows-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"DISHONORED COWS! (Part One)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ailbhemalone\/a-highly-scientific-investigation-which-ranks-animals-on-tra\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ailbhemalone\/a-highly-scientific-investigation-which-ranks-animals-on-tra<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Really, cows? \u00a09th place? \u00a0If second place is the first of the losers, ninth place is 8th in line to be the first of the losers. \u00a0I think. \u00a0And that was way too much counting for a Friday night. \u00a0So I say DISHONOR ON YOU! \u00a0DISHONOR ON&#8230;well, you are cows, so that&#8217;s already done.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously though, up the joy. \u00a0Life is too short. \u00a0Don&#8217;t read\u00a0<em>The Jungle<\/em>, too many spoilers. \u00a0Live!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ailbhemalone\/a-highly-scientific-investigation-which-ranks-animals-on-tra Really, cows? \u00a09th place? \u00a0If second place is the first of the losers, ninth place is 8th in line to be the first of the losers. \u00a0I think. \u00a0And that was way too much counting for a Friday night. \u00a0So I say DISHONOR ON YOU! \u00a0DISHONOR ON&#8230;well, you are cows, so that&#8217;s already done. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75,"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions\/75"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dishonoronyourcow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}