This is the personal webpage of Matthew Parker. It will host, or at least we hope, writings and musings that range from interesting to “Why did someone think this should be on the internet?” But in a fun, weird way rather than an “Oh God, the squids, my eyes” way. Topics will include anything I think of, because I paid for the domain name; isn’t the internet amazing.
Why the name? It’s a great line, that’s why.