http://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/a-highly-scientific-investigation-which-ranks-animals-on-tra

Really, cows?  9th place?  If second place is the first of the losers, ninth place is 8th in line to be the first of the losers.  I think.  And that was way too much counting for a Friday night.  So I say DISHONOR ON YOU!  DISHONOR ON…well, you are cows, so that’s already done.

Seriously though, up the joy.  Life is too short.  Don’t read The Jungle, too many spoilers.  Live!